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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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