- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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