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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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