What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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I have a horse.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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