- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad? because.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

What did the snake say to the rat?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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