- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

My three children are three big mistakes.

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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