- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

what do you call a black chef glendon

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

Robert Mugabe.

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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