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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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