- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

What is green and slow Grass.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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