Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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