- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

knock knock no no you go now i clean

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

How do you kill a black man There is many ways

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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