What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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