So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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