- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

women's rights.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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