how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

mikey is cute

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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