He--Hey guys

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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