Dwarf Shortage

Knock knock Come in

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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