- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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