- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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