- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Chick Norris... Enough said

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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