Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Everybody will die

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Chuck Norris is dead......

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

ure mama's so fat

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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