- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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