Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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He--Hey guys

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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