- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Dwarf Shortage

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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