Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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Dyslexics have more nuf!

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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