- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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