"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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Sex

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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