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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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