- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Killing your friend as a joke.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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