- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

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