- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

womans having rights.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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