Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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