- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Yanter, Look it up

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

So a seal walks into a club.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

PIED NINNY!

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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