- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

I had friends on the Death Star.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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