- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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