- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Chick Norris... Enough said

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

women's rights.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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