What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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my wife out of the kitchen

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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