jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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anti jokes are really funny

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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