- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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