- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Sex

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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