Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Gay republicans

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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