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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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