- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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