- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Neither did she.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

A man walks into a bar

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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