Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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Women drivers...

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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roy g biv

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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