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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

What's better than a stick? A stone