A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

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TIMMY

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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Prostitution is bad.......

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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