- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Feminism.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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