What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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