What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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Haha, I get it..

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

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How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

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Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

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Meanwhile in Josh and Dannys apartment....(Danny: I'm finally gonna play amnesia! Josh: You'll die Danny: No I won't Josh: Fine tell me when your done Danny: Ok Josh: Cya 3 Hours later Danny has been stuck in a part. Of the game because he was scared to leave that spot. He builds up the courage to leave there. He sees the monster screams Josh hears runs in the room his character died in the game as Danny has a violent seizure and dies. Josh mourns the death of his friend for years.

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What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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