Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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So I was walking down the road today

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Misner is a twat.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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