Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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Gordon Brown smiles.

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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roses are red poo is poo

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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Your girlfriend.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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