Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Anti Joke

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