Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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