- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

Mooses

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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