what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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How old is victor? Half past dead

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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