- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How many light bulbs? 1

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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