- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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Your mother is average.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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