- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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