Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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women rights

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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