How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

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XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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Guest what? Dog

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Horse.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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