Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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