why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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I love you

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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