Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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A car walks into a bar.

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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can you touch your toes? no

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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