How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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Your life

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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